me n my turtle boyfriend
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell

theghostacademy:

mister-boob:

Mosogourmet Strawberry Men ~ [x]

omg

(via bucketfucked)

seriousjones:

did the person who invented eyeglasses need them? he must’ve been like what the fuck

(via baklavagina)

cnuculator:

4 gregs

(via wevan)

French teacher: okay now say something in french
Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via punkdeers)

(via bewbin)

generationofmodifications:

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THEME BY DOLLCITY